dick

1. n. a detective; a police officer. (Underworld. From detective.)

□ Some dicks were around looking for you.

□ Barlowe is a private dick who has to keep one step head of the cops.

2. n. the penis. (Usually objectionable.)

□ She told some dirty joke about a dick, but everybody just sat there and looked straight ahead.

3. n. a stupid person, usually a male. (Rude and derogatory.)

□ What stupid dick put this thing here in the way?

4. n. nothing. (Usually objectionable.)

□ The whole idea isn’t worth dick.

□ I was supposed to get a lot of money out of this deal, but all I got was dick!

5. tv. & in. to copulate [with] a woman. (Usually objectionable.)

□ Hell, she’s never been dicked. I don’t care what she says!

□ If you think I’m going out with a guy who only wants to get me dicked, you’re crazy.

6. tv. to cheat or deceive someone. (Usually objectionable.)

□ That salesman dicked me for ten extra bucks.

□ Man, I really got dicked at that store! Those creeps are crooks.